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VEGAN WATER.

The leading brand in transparency & liquidity

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WHAT'S NOT IN VEGAN WATER?

Only everything you wouldn't want to not have . . .                                            

                                                                                                              . . . while not having it.

JUST KEEPIN' IT VEGAN, MAN.

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There's No Added MSG

Tired of drinking table condiments and soup just to hydrate? Unlike water in ramen noodles, or protein powders, Vegan Water removes flavor from your life all together by not adding any MSG!

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Its Completely Non-GMO

Drinking dew drops from genetically modified plants again? Soothe your body's seasonal mutations without the need for expensive CRISPR-Cas9 editing. Keeping your genes the way you want them to be!

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It's Finally Sugar Free

Not only is there no sugar, there are no carbs, and it's also fat free! Just in case you can't order that Voss from Norway and can't settle with water from the valley. Perfect for home-wrecking any diner date on a diet!

WARNING

Vegan Water may contain traces of dihydrogen monoxide. Please drink responsibly.

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